... in which the fool finds a strange site

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young MAITRE'D named NITRAM. He was LAZILY POKING in the BITCHY forest when he met COOL JOHAN, a run-away PIMP DADDY from the HORNY Queen TRICIA.

NITRAM could see that COOL JOHAN was hungry so he reached into his CONDOM and give him his LOUSY SHRIMP. COOL JOHAN was thankful for NITRAM's SHRIMP, so he told NITRAM a very IDIOTIC story about Queen TRICIA's daughter ALEXANDRA. How her mother, the HORNY Queen TRICIA, kept her locked away in a CIRCULAR protected by a gigantic TIGER, because ALEXANDRA was so GAY.

NITRAM KILLED. He vowed to COOL JOHAN the PIMP DADDY that he would save the GAY ALEXANDRA. He would THRUST the TIGER, and take ALEXANDRA far away from her eveil mother, the HORNY Queen TRICIA, and FUCK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a LEGENDARY STORM and COOL JOHAN the PIMP DADDY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic TIGER from his story. HORNY Queen TRICIA CAME out from behind a BOOK and struck NITRAM dead. In the far off CIRCULAR you could hear a SPLURT.

THE END.

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I don't know what to do with this story... Its so funny, yet at the same time, so sick that I don't know whether to throw it away (or burn it) or show it to other people... Well, you guys know what I did...


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